-I stood in front of the microwave for 6½ minutes. Including all the time I’ve spent in front of a microwave, my ovaries don’t have a chance. -My body is sore from working out yesterday. Today, I caught myself holding my butt at work when walking because of the pain. -I’m going to put a certain someone through a Word and Excel course, and teach him how to scan documents to himself. -I sort the mail, open her mail, send about 15 meeting requests to one person because he can’t put it in his calendar himself, assign new ID numbers…anything piddley you can think of, I do. -I earned some big, shiny jewels in my crown today. And it was that good, you don’t even KNOW!! -I want nothing more than to take a hot bubble bath while reading my book and drinking a glass of wine, after I find one I like. -Who knew a book about a hermaphrodit could be this interesting! -I’m going to do what I want for the next few years and not worry about anyone else…maybe ANTM (or AMTN...something about being naked) may be my next shot in life |